Yo Mama so Old...

...that when David fought Goliath it was yo mama that called the po-po.

I thought you looked familiar...

...didn't I pin a tail on you when I was a kid?

I'll always cherish...

...the original misconception I had of you.

If you ever become a mother...

...can I have one of the puppies?

Oh, is this where you tell me what to do and I get to pretend to listen?

...I LOVE this part.

Yo Mama So Ugly...

...when she walks by a bathroom the toilet flushes itself.

He's always lost in thought...

...it's unfamiliar territory.

She doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no'...

...but then, she's never really understood big words.

I don't have time for your crisis...

...my schedule is already full.

I'm sorry, I'm busy now...

...may I ignore you some other time?

May he rest in peace...

...soon.

I worship the ground...

...he'll be buried under.

She's just not herself today...

...it's a noticeable improvement.

She might have the ingenuity of Thomas Edison...

...but she has the attention span of a goldfish.