tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41039396158309998852011-04-21T20:36:00.524-07:00INSULT-oramaInsults, put-downs and comebacks. The things you wish you COULD say--but won't.Mollynoreply@blogger.comBlogger321100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-33363984251605279292008-07-02T09:37:00.000-07:002008-07-02T09:41:10.223-07:00Yo Mama so Old......that when David fought Goliath it was yo mama that called the po-po.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-3336398425160527929?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-88976297852219454832008-07-01T08:41:00.000-07:002008-07-01T14:57:38.382-07:00I thought you looked familiar......didn't I pin a tail on you when I was a kid?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-8897629785221945483?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-41440919281848123082008-06-30T09:38:00.001-07:002008-07-01T14:55:33.894-07:00I'll always cherish......the original misconception I had of you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-4144091928184812308?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-49136566969456797992008-06-28T04:56:00.000-07:002008-06-28T04:57:38.398-07:00If you ever become a mother......can I have one of the puppies?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-4913656696945679799?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-45945692148496802152008-06-27T13:41:00.000-07:002008-07-01T14:56:29.288-07:00Oh, is this where you tell me what to do and I get to pretend to listen?...I <em>LOVE</em> this part.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-4594569214849680215?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-21555353176238012252008-06-26T11:10:00.000-07:002008-06-26T11:26:43.253-07:00Yo Mama So Ugly......when she walks by a bathroom the toilet flushes itself.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-2155535317623801225?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-64809872902962694812008-06-25T11:17:00.000-07:002008-06-26T11:33:36.895-07:00He's always lost in thought......it's unfamiliar territory.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-6480987290296269481?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-24293178196489526542008-06-24T11:24:00.000-07:002008-06-26T11:32:16.992-07:00She doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no'......but then, she's never really understood big words.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-2429317819648952654?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-68175400317880768172008-06-23T11:42:00.000-07:002008-06-26T22:29:43.293-07:00I don't have time for your crisis......my schedule is already full.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-6817540031788076817?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-78563993144530050252008-06-22T11:49:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:27:15.575-07:00I'm sorry, I'm busy now......may I ignore you some other time?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-7856399314453005025?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-20281204476118045252008-06-21T11:54:00.000-07:002008-06-26T11:55:41.720-07:00May he rest in peace......soon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-2028120447611804525?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-81777191022140120972008-06-20T11:58:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:17:48.710-07:00I worship the ground......he'll be buried under.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-8177719102214012097?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-79881660799769134962008-06-19T12:03:00.000-07:002008-06-26T12:04:36.238-07:00She's just not herself today......it's a noticeable improvement.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-7988166079976913496?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-60319865252226115652008-06-18T22:20:00.000-07:002008-06-27T14:27:54.856-07:00She might have the ingenuity of Thomas Edison......but she has the attention span of a goldfish.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-6031986525222611565?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-35138783492309058332008-06-17T22:32:00.000-07:002008-06-26T22:40:00.015-07:00Just out of curiosity......are your parents brother and sister?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-3513878349230905833?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-54431433043766651852008-06-16T22:40:00.000-07:002008-06-27T14:48:27.266-07:00Yo Mama So Fat......when she passed in front of the tv, I missed the whole season of Law & Order.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-5443143304376665185?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-69784085976790450282008-06-15T22:48:00.000-07:002008-06-26T22:54:30.014-07:00He's about as bright as......Anchorage in December.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-6978408597679045028?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-23276042303299168182008-06-14T22:54:00.000-07:002008-06-26T22:55:39.106-07:00Do you ever wonder what life would've been like......if you'd been given enough oxygen at birth?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-2327604230329916818?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-80534400541182427252008-06-13T23:10:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:11:17.680-07:00No, go on......I always yawn when I'm interested.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-8053440054118242725?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-32390718877004970312008-06-12T22:57:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:14:32.831-07:00Just out of curiosity......do you have to limbo under your family tree?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-3239071887700497031?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-80070739367152764092008-06-11T23:12:00.000-07:002008-06-27T14:30:06.401-07:00Let's just say, if he went to a mind reader......there wouldn't be a whole lot to work with.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-8007073936715276409?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-70407906944395528052008-06-10T23:18:00.000-07:002008-06-27T14:39:32.835-07:00If I wake up screaming right now......will you disappear?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-7040790694439552805?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-49406083681278798062008-06-09T23:21:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:22:27.403-07:00I've heard that if you slit your wrists, it lowers your blood pressure......you might want to try it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-4940608368127879806?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-52109760297185538202008-06-08T23:24:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:25:22.758-07:00The closest she'll ever get to a brainstorm......is a cloudy day.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-5210976029718553820?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-40562430024600341222008-06-07T23:27:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:30:11.453-07:00Until there is a vaccine for stupidity......I will continue to pray for you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-4056243002460034122?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-71842340056456010202008-06-06T23:36:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:38:18.566-07:00He's the kind of guy that when you first meet him, you don't like him. But when you get to know him better......you become more confident in the validity of first impressions.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-7184234005645601020?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-10846621662080694812008-06-05T23:42:00.000-07:002008-06-26T23:43:48.669-07:00He's like an 'idiot savant'......except without the 'savant' part.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-1084662166208069481?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-66008690122294653542008-06-04T23:45:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:03:24.659-07:00Her head's stuck so far up his a$$......she can chew his food.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-6600869012229465354?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-76539548651365036702008-06-03T00:03:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:07:18.082-07:00You know what I like about you?... You never let a silly thing like intellect interrupt the flow of conversation.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-7653954865136503670?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-12699633847584422752008-06-02T00:11:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:12:47.377-07:00Next office party......I'll bring the embalming fluid.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-1269963384758442275?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-50586248618626214982008-06-02T00:07:00.000-07:002008-06-27T00:08:29.338-07:00He's so boring......I fell asleep halfway through his name.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-5058624861862621498?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4103939615830999885.post-29142727400087206492008-06-01T00:13:00.000-07:002008-06-27T15:11:24.584-07:00You're about as inconspicuous......as a boa constrictor on my last piece of cake.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4103939615830999885-2914272740008720649?l=insult-orama.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mollynoreply@blogger.com0