INSULT-orama

Yo Mama so Old...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:37:00 +0000

...that when David fought Goliath it was yo mama that called the po-po.

I thought you looked familiar...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:41:00 +0000

...didn't I pin a tail on you when I was a kid?

I'll always cherish...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:38:00 +0000

...the original misconception I had of you.

If you ever become a mother...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:56:00 +0000

...can I have one of the puppies?

Oh, is this where you tell me what to do and I get to pretend to listen?

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:41:00 +0000

...I LOVE this part.

Yo Mama So Ugly...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:10:00 +0000

...when she walks by a bathroom the toilet flushes itself.

He's always lost in thought...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:17:00 +0000

...it's unfamiliar territory.

She doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no'...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:24:00 +0000

...but then, she's never really understood big words.

I don't have time for your crisis...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:42:00 +0000

...my schedule is already full.

I'm sorry, I'm busy now...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:49:00 +0000

...may I ignore you some other time?

May he rest in peace...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:54:00 +0000

...soon.

I worship the ground...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:58:00 +0000

...he'll be buried under.

She's just not herself today...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:03:00 +0000

...it's a noticeable improvement.

She might have the ingenuity of Thomas Edison...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:20:00 +0000

...but she has the attention span of a goldfish.

Just out of curiosity...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:32:00 +0000

...are your parents brother and sister?

Yo Mama So Fat...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:40:00 +0000

...when she passed in front of the tv, I missed the whole season of Law & Order.

He's about as bright as...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 05:48:00 +0000

...Anchorage in December.

Do you ever wonder what life would've been like...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:54:00 +0000

...if you'd been given enough oxygen at birth?

No, go on...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 06:10:00 +0000

...I always yawn when I'm interested.

Just out of curiosity...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:57:00 +0000

...do you have to limbo under your family tree?

Let's just say, if he went to a mind reader...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:12:00 +0000

...there wouldn't be a whole lot to work with.

If I wake up screaming right now...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:18:00 +0000

...will you disappear?

I've heard that if you slit your wrists, it lowers your blood pressure...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:21:00 +0000

...you might want to try it.

The closest she'll ever get to a brainstorm...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:24:00 +0000

...is a cloudy day.

Until there is a vaccine for stupidity...

bymollytillyer@yahoo.com (Molly) — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:27:00 +0000

...I will continue to pray for you.